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Jul. 4th, 2008

LOOK AT MY WEINER

Dirty and True [2/?]

Title: Dirty and True
Author: cassie_roulette and woebetidesweets
Pairing: Ray/Mikey
Rating: NC-17
POV: Third, omniscient
Summary: A drunk encounter in the bathroom of a sketchy sports bar intertwines the lives of one Ray Toro and one Mikeyway. Which is perfectly normal for two young, healthy gay men who haven't been laid in far too long and could both use the break. Until 23-year-old Mikey discovers that the guy who just gave him the best sex of his life is still in high school and just turned 17.
Author's Notes: We messed with the ages in this story because, well, jailbait!Ray is hot. The title is also from a Hawksley Workman song of the same name.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

Chapter 1

( Chapter 2 )

Jun. 18th, 2008

Frank/Mikey

Curly Fries and Cigarettes [3/?]

Title: Curly Fries and Cigarettes
Author: woebetidesweets and cassie_roulette
Pairing: Mikey Way/Frank Iero
Rating: NC-17
POV: third, omniscient
Summary: Mikey and Frank meet by accident when Frank's girlfriend sends him to the local sex shop to find something that will "spice up their relationship". What he finds is one Mr. Mikeyway behind the counter, looking like pretty much everything Frank never knew he always wanted.
Author's Notes: Emma wanted to call this story I'm Thinking Arby's but I said no, dammit XD Also, let it be known that Frank's girlfriend in this story is not Jamia. We <3 Jamia.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

( Chapter 3 )
Frank/Mikey

Curly Fries and Cigarettes [2/?]

Title: Curly Fries and Cigarettes
Author: woebetidesweets and cassie_roulette
Pairing: Mikey Way/Frank Iero
Rating: NC-17
POV: third, omniscient
Summary: Mikey and Frank meet by accident when Frank's girlfriend sends him to the local sex shop to find something that will "spice up their relationship". What he finds is one Mr. Mikeyway behind the counter, looking like pretty much everything Frank never knew he always wanted.
Author's Notes: Emma wanted to call this story I'm Thinking Arby's but I said no, dammit XD Also, let it be known that Frank's girlfriend in this story is not Jamia. We <3 Jamia.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

Chapter 1

( Chapter 2 )

Jun. 5th, 2008

Frank/Mikey

Surely There is a Song to Describe This [1/2]

Title: Surely There is a Song to Describe This
Author: cassie_roulette
Pairing: Frank/Mikey/Alicia/Jamia (and everything in between)
Rating: NC-17
POV: Third, omniscient
Summary: This fandom does not have enough epic fourways, girlfriend love or phone sex. I seek to rectify this. Inhibitions prohibited, pants optional.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real.
Author Notes: I couldn't sleep the other night and this just sort of happened. Originally meant to be a one-shot sex scene, but I'm a plot whore and now thanks to the LJ character limit per entry it's in two parts.
Dedications: For Emma, because I love her. <3 This also goes out to the whole damn Shanty Town Crew, the fanbrethren who waited in line with me outside Madison Square Garden in the pouring rain for countless hours. There are too many of you to name but I love you all.
Warnings: Inexcusable amounts of sex with both sets of parts, dirty talking and Pete Wentz.

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Jun. 4th, 2008

Frank/Mikey

Curly Fries and Cigarettes [1/?]

Title: Curly Fries and Cigarettes
Author: woebetidesweets and cassie_roulette
Pairing: Mikey Way/Frank Iero
Rating: NC-17
POV: third, omniscient
Summary: Mikey and Frank meet by accident when Frank's girlfriend sends him to the local sex shop to find something that will "spice up their relationship". What he finds is one Mr. Mikeyway behind the counter, looking like pretty much everything Frank never knew he always wanted.
Author's Notes: Emma wanted to call this story I'm Thinking Arby's but I said no, dammit XD Also, let it be known that Frank's girlfriend in this story is not Jamia. We <3 Jamia.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

( Chapter 1 )

May. 24th, 2008

LOOK AT MY WEINER

Dirty and True [1/?]

Title: Dirty and True
Author: cassie_roulette and woebetidesweets
Pairing: Ray/Mikey
Rating: NC-17
POV: Third, omniscient
Summary: A drunk encounter in the bathroom of a sketchy sports bar intertwines the lives of one Ray Toro and one Mikeyway. Which is perfectly normal for two young, healthy gay men who haven't been laid in far too long and could both use the break. Until 23-year-old Mikey discovers that the guy who just gave him the best sex of his life is still in high school and just turned 17.
Author's Notes: We messed with the ages in this story because, well, jailbait!Ray is hot. The title is also from a Hawksley Workman song of the same name.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

( Chapter 1 )

May. 23rd, 2008

LOOK AT MY WEINER

Pimpage!

So as some of you know and many may probably not, Blackbird (which we're going to post the end of shortly, I promise) is for the most part a verbatim AIM log between woebetidesweets and I, cleaned up a bit but mostly word for word taken from the RP. And Blackbird is just one of the many we've done.

We're both big supporters of the share the wealthporn philosophy, so we've created a community for the purpose of posting these joint stories:



robot_ponies
robot_ponies
robot_ponies

We'll probably still be crossposting the stories to all the usual places but the jointly written stuff is now going to be archived at robot_ponies instead of our individual writing journals. Membership is limited to Emma and I, but all entries will be public anyways.

It's kind of empty right now but since the layout and crap is almost done it should be filling up pretty soon.

Enjoy the porn!

Mar. 27th, 2008

Frank/Mikey

Blackbird [10b/?]

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: more seriouserCollapse )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10a

( Chapter 10b )

Mar. 4th, 2008

Frank/Mikey

Blackbird [10a/?]

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: more seriouserCollapse )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9

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Feb. 25th, 2008

Frank/Mikey

Blackbird [9/?]

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: more seriouserCollapse )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8

( Chapter 9 )

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