Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands

Title: Dirty and True
Author: cassie_roulette and woebetidesweets
Pairing: Ray/Mikey
Rating: NC-17
POV: Third, omniscient
Summary: A drunk encounter in the bathroom of a sketchy sports bar intertwines the lives of one Ray Toro and one Mikeyway. Which is perfectly normal for two young, healthy gay men who haven't been laid in far too long and could both use the break. Until 23-year-old Mikey discovers that the guy who just gave him the best sex of his life is still in high school and just turned 17.
Author's Notes: We messed with the ages in this story because, well, jailbait!Ray is hot. The title is also from a Hawksley Workman song of the same name.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

Chapter 1

( Chapter 2 )

Title: Curly Fries and Cigarettes
Author: woebetidesweets and cassie_roulette
Pairing: Mikey Way/Frank Iero
Rating: NC-17
POV: third, omniscient
Summary: Mikey and Frank meet by accident when Frank's girlfriend sends him to the local sex shop to find something that will "spice up their relationship". What he finds is one Mr. Mikeyway behind the counter, looking like pretty much everything Frank never knew he always wanted.
Author's Notes: Emma wanted to call this story I'm Thinking Arby's but I said no, dammit XD Also, let it be known that Frank's girlfriend in this story is not Jamia. We <3 Jamia.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

( Chapter 3 )

Title: Curly Fries and Cigarettes
Author: woebetidesweets and cassie_roulette
Pairing: Mikey Way/Frank Iero
Rating: NC-17
POV: third, omniscient
Summary: Mikey and Frank meet by accident when Frank's girlfriend sends him to the local sex shop to find something that will "spice up their relationship". What he finds is one Mr. Mikeyway behind the counter, looking like pretty much everything Frank never knew he always wanted.
Author's Notes: Emma wanted to call this story I'm Thinking Arby's but I said no, dammit XD Also, let it be known that Frank's girlfriend in this story is not Jamia. We <3 Jamia.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

Chapter 1

( Chapter 2 )

Title: Surely There is a Song to Describe This
Author: cassie_roulette
Pairing: Frank/Mikey/Alicia/Jamia (and everything in between)
Rating: NC-17
POV: Third, omniscient
Summary: This fandom does not have enough epic fourways, girlfriend love or phone sex. I seek to rectify this. Inhibitions prohibited, pants optional.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real.
Author Notes: I couldn't sleep the other night and this just sort of happened. Originally meant to be a one-shot sex scene, but I'm a plot whore and now thanks to the LJ character limit per entry it's in two parts.
Dedications: For Emma, because I love her. <3 This also goes out to the whole damn Shanty Town Crew, the fanbrethren who waited in line with me outside Madison Square Garden in the pouring rain for countless hours. There are too many of you to name but I love you all.
Warnings: Inexcusable amounts of sex with both sets of parts, dirty talking and Pete Wentz.

( Set your dignity aside and dance with me )

Title: Curly Fries and Cigarettes
Author: woebetidesweets and cassie_roulette
Pairing: Mikey Way/Frank Iero
Rating: NC-17
POV: third, omniscient
Summary: Mikey and Frank meet by accident when Frank's girlfriend sends him to the local sex shop to find something that will "spice up their relationship". What he finds is one Mr. Mikeyway behind the counter, looking like pretty much everything Frank never knew he always wanted.
Author's Notes: Emma wanted to call this story I'm Thinking Arby's but I said no, dammit XD Also, let it be known that Frank's girlfriend in this story is not Jamia. We <3 Jamia.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

( Chapter 1 )

Title: Dirty and True
Author: cassie_roulette and woebetidesweets
Pairing: Ray/Mikey
Rating: NC-17
POV: Third, omniscient
Summary: A drunk encounter in the bathroom of a sketchy sports bar intertwines the lives of one Ray Toro and one Mikeyway. Which is perfectly normal for two young, healthy gay men who haven't been laid in far too long and could both use the break. Until 23-year-old Mikey discovers that the guy who just gave him the best sex of his life is still in high school and just turned 17.
Author's Notes: We messed with the ages in this story because, well, jailbait!Ray is hot. The title is also from a Hawksley Workman song of the same name.
Disclaimer: We don't know the My Chemical Romances. This is all in good fun and no harm is meant and obviously none of it is true.

( Chapter 1 )

So as some of you know and many may probably not, Blackbird (which we're going to post the end of shortly, I promise) is for the most part a verbatim AIM log between woebetidesweets and I, cleaned up a bit but mostly word for word taken from the RP. And Blackbird is just one of the many we've done.

We're both big supporters of the share the wealthporn philosophy, so we've created a community for the purpose of posting these joint stories:



robot_ponies
robot_ponies
robot_ponies

We'll probably still be crossposting the stories to all the usual places but the jointly written stuff is now going to be archived at robot_ponies instead of our individual writing journals. Membership is limited to Emma and I, but all entries will be public anyways.

It's kind of empty right now but since the layout and crap is almost done it should be filling up pretty soon.

Enjoy the porn!

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: ( more seriouser )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10a

( Chapter 10b )

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: ( more seriouser )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9

( Chapter 10a )

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: ( more seriouser )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8

( Chapter 9 )

Title: Gravity [Boys of Summer]
Author: cassie_roulette
Pairing: Ray/Frank
Rating: NC-17 for SEX
POV: Third, limited
Summary: Frank was an exploitive little bitch when he wanted to be.
Disclaimer: As much as I would like to believe otherwise, a good most of this is sadly fiction.
Author Notes: I started this when I was visiting Australia over the fall and it's been sitting in my folder halfway finished ever since. I figured it was about time to do something with it. For the most part, there is no plot involved this time, only wonderful, wonderful sex involving Ray Toro. Also, this story takes place several years before any of the others.
Dedications: Happy Valentines Day fandom! I wrote you some smutty porn! <3
Warnings: Sexy men making sexy sex.
Time and Place: 04/16/04 Worcester, MA

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One More Time 05/17/07 Edmonton, AB, Canada
Kashmir 07/28/07 San Bernardino, CA
Your Biggest Fan 04/16/07 San Antonio, TX
High on Life 08/28/07 Syracuse, New York

( Frank was an exploitive little bitch when he wanted to be )

Title: High on Life [Boys of Summer]
Author: cassie_roulette
Pairing: Ray/Bob
Rating: NC-17 for SEX
POV: Third limited, Ray's
Summary: "I saw you kissing Frank."
Disclaimer: As much as I would like to believe otherwise, a good most of this is sadly fiction.
Author Notes: This was originally gonna be a standalone piece, but it ended up fitting into Boys of Summer. While the main pairing of the overall story is Ray/Gerard/Frank, I figured it couldn't hurt to give the other boys some love, too. I swear to God, this is gonna turn into a fullblown orgy or something by the time I'm done Also, this story is being written out of order. I like being able to jump around.
Dedications: Hands down, this goes out to damselfly27, plinkin and emotecontrol, who I met on the barrier one fateful night and have been waiting patiently for the Ray/Bob.
Warnings: Sexy men making sexy sex.
Time and Place: 08/28/07 Syracuse, New York

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One More Time 05/17/07 Edmonton, AB, Canada
Kashmir 07/28/07 San Bernardino, CA
Your Biggest Fan 04/16/07 San Antonio, TX

( 'I saw you kissing Frank.' )

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: ( more seriouser )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7

( Chapter 8 )

Title: Your Biggest Fan
Author: cassie_roulette
Pairing: Ray Toro / Matt Bellamy / Frank Iero
Rating: NC-17 (I'm starting to believe that I'm incapable of writing anything else)
POV: Third, limited
Summary: Taking place before the events in Kashmir, Ray finds himself on the bill with his favorite band.
Disclaimer: Fakity fakity fake
Author Notes: Part of an open-ended continuing series that I'm doing which started with One More Time and followed with Kashmir. I really like sticking to an established universe, so think of the Boys of Summer series as more of a collection of shorts than a linear story with a set beginning and end. I would like to let the record state that Matt Bellamy has been quoted on saying that he is a fancier of orgies. Also, that Ray does indeed consider Muse to be his favorite band at the moment.
Dedications: This is pandagore's now super late birthday present, because I suck and can't keep a deadline. Senior year of college has put me way behind on the porn schedule ;_; So happy late birthday, lady. I hope this was worth the ridiculous wait.
Warnings: Hot, kinky sex. With men.

( How did it come to this... )

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: ( more seriouser )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6

( Chapter 7 )

So these have been sitting on my computer since Halloween and I've been meaning to post them to the internet in some context but haven't really been sure how. Obviously slash communities are a little sketch because, well, we're girls. And now I'm getting ahead of myself.

Aha. So me and my friend dressed up as Pete and Patrick for Halloween and took a billion pictures. Or to be more specific, we dressed up as the AU girl versions that I've seen time and time again while browsing the likes of damnyouwentz, whom I've always known as Peyton and Trish.

So I'm just gonna post 'em! If for no other reason than Christina making a creepily good girl!Pete.



( Have some more! )

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: ( more seriouser )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5

( Chapter 6 )

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: ( more seriouser )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

( Chapter 5 )

Title: Blackbird
Author: cassie_roulette (Melanie) and woebetidesweets (Emma)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: ( more seriouser )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3

( Chapter 4 )

Title: Blackbird
Author: woebetidesweets (Emma) and cassie_roulette (Melanie)
Pairing: Frank (Melanie) / Mikey (Emma)
Rating: NC-17 for... many unspeakable things.
POV: Third-person omniscient
Summary: ( more seriouser )
Author Notes: This started off as an rp. Because we were bored. We tried to get each other off. And you hadn't had the Frank/Mikey in forevers. And no-one can resist a goddamn uniform. And we're both ex-Catholic Catholic fetishists something fierce. So we're aware that it's pretty damn cliche. But it got out of hand really fast and ended up being kind of epicly long. ...It's been two minutes and I can't think of anything else to reply with. END AUTHOR'S NOTE HERE.
Disclaimer: It's an epic gayass INO AU rp. Also, we don't know the My Chemical Romances. Nor do we own them.
x-posted lyk whoa

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

( Chapter 3 )